Commercial Production Company is looking for comedy writer(s) who have moderate to heavy disdain for corporate greed and like making fun of film producers and movie executives. Your job will be to work with our director and copywriter to write pitch rejection scenes as gatekeepers/producers reject the script ideas of blockbuster films of the past that were eventually made successfully elsewhere (ie. Star Wars, ET, Jurassic Park, Titanic, etc.). The rejections should focus on the studio executives complete lack of familiarity with normal people, story, and there's a bit of an elitist/one-percenter flavor to it as well. Style refs: http://youtu.be/dTxIN9AXJNM (producer jokes) http://youtu.be/M0DYwxisxRM (corporate stiffness) http://cli.ps/iJNB (Barton Fink rejection) http://youtu.be/CmDhqDGk0K4 (the opposite of helpful) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ioLlYA8NNc0#t=77s (the eighties grew the best corporate suit culture) Need LA-based writers available over the next week. Having produced comedic work, or experience writing a viral comedy hit before (such as on funnyordie) is required. This is a pay commercial project. If you or anybody you know qualifies, contact us ASAP, quick deadline. Give us - Your name - Your location - Your phone number - a demo of YOUR produced writing work that best helps us gauge whether you're right for this project (viral video, comedic short or series, standup or improv routine) - a small portfolio of your work (not a link to a blog, please narrow it down to less than three pieces)