I'm a freelance designer and programmer looking for an idea that will change the world. My credits include the Eames chair and google and I am an expert in the cartesian product of all acronyms up to and including six capital letters. My middle name is Webscale. I'm hoping to work for a nominal amount, better yet, for free. I am simply looking to fill the vast, idea-less abyss in my otherwise well-compensated life. NO AGENCIES, LOCAL AND SERIOUS(OR KEYBOARD)CAT INQUIRIES ONLY