This is going to be for a mobile application. There will be 25-28 one-liners (like below) said in character. Timing, annunciation and delivery are crucial. I am looking for a sassy, funny grandma voice. Once the job is excepted, I will record all of the one-liners myself and upload to show you the timing I am looking for and the pronunciation of the words, so you don't have to decipher what my punctuation means.