Join a design contest - Nine Mile Puns
Transporting gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. A niche in time saves Stein. These are all the punchlines of long puns, also called nine mile puns, which require a story that is long enough to set up the punchline, interesting enough to keep the reader's attention, and subtle enough that they don't guess what's coming and are surprised at the end. The rules of the game are thus: Create a new and original nine mile pun. You have extra time for this contest, so use it creatively! Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 10 days for this contest, so make your submission make us groan. Please look over the suggestions in this discussion before submitting. Word Limit: 100 words minimum. Entries shorter than 100 words will be disqualified. No maximum, but if your entry is long, just make sure it doesn't lose the interest of the voters. Thank you to BoBLL7 for the themepost. Keywords: Writing Beginner
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